A duck walks into a bar and asks the bar tender for some duck food. The bar tender says "We dont have any duck food and we don't serve ducks now get out!"
The next day the duck walks in the bar again asking for duck food.The bar tender looks at him and says hay body, I told you we don't serve DUCK FOOD, now get out!"
The next day the duck comes back in asking for duck food.The bar tender said "If you ever come in here and ask for duck food again,I'll nail your beak to the ground. Now GET OUT!"
The next day the duck walks into the bar and says "Have you got any nails?" The bar tender says "no" The duck replied "have you got any duck food then??"
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